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When a girl is ducking your calls, so you impulsively stick your dick through her letterbox.
Wow did you hear? Steve meatmailed Laura!
meatmail by Mattrca February 29, 2016
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Meat mail 

When a girl won't return your calls so you resort to pressing your penis through her letter box.
I totally mailed her my meat last night after she ducked me calls - meat mail
Meat mail by Rodgerthat555 January 2, 2016
A meeting which takes place through email, instead of in person.
Scott canceled the meeting and sent a meetmail instead.
meetmail by mrstone July 14, 2014

Meanmail 

To send an email out of anger.
That company sent me shit that didn't work, so I meanmail'd them saying I wouldn't pay for it!
Meanmail by DiHydro March 28, 2013

meatmilf 

That one sexy fat kid, he’s is fat but sexy but a meat mild has to be athletic for their size
Steve: yo do you see that meatmilf
Dave:yea he’s sexy
meatmilf by Queefcoochie February 12, 2021

meatmiller 

meatmiller is very swaggy
meatmiller by pythonstabble September 11, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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