meatloaf surprise 

A hyperlink that does not give the user an accurate indication of the page that they will be referred to if the link is clicked.

I wasn't sure what the hyperlink was, Dad, I didn't know it would pop up gay porn, honestly. It was a meatloaf surprise.

meatloaf surprise by zerg November 11, 2005

meatloaf surprise 

When a butt plug comes out unexpectedly along with fecal matter all over the testicle sack

I was fucking this girl and she was like, "hey im going to use a butt plug too" and i was fine with it until i got a meatloaf surprise.

meatloaf surprise by the randy ferret November 4, 2009

Russian Meatloaf Surprise

The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.

Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".

Russian Meatloaf Surprise by Brown Squared January 9, 2010