meatcheck

when you get hit in the groin by your friend when you're not expecting it. It's the worst pain you could feel in your life.

friend 1: dude I just my got my drivers licence two days ago. This is awesome! friend 2: MEATCHECK! *strikes friend in the groin*

by Da Lazy Gamer July 15, 2009

meatchickens

Noun. A derogatory term for players and fans of the University of Michigan football team. It doesn't really mean anything but sounds funny and degrading, the same feeling one gets from watching the Wolverines play.

The meatchickens suck.

by suomi November 14, 2005

meat check

when you are kissing on a girl and take her hand and put it on your meat to gauge her reaction. if she starts rubbing its time to take your pants off. if she's like ewww you gotta pull some stank shit like "woah what are you doing. your nasty."

man 1: man i couldn't stand jodi's man face kissing on me last night so i meat checked her and got some brains
man 2: ewww i wouldn't hit that with a 10 ft pole

by my pies are piff January 2, 2006

Meatcuck

One who insists on cucking their health, environment and moral integrity to the meat industry

look at that fat cunt struggling to walk up the stairs, I bet he's a meatcuck

by Vzzzz November 10, 2017

meatneck

a man whose neck-mass dwarfs his brain-mass, generally resulting in profound language skills such as repeated use of the phrases "whateva man" and "lissen you when im talkin"

Vin Deisel

by steve January 16, 2004

meat check

When one person holds a clenched fist and throws it towards another man's balls. This hurts like hell so do it to your friends but don't let them do it to you.

The other day I meat checked Jeffrey so hard that he fell over in the street and got run over by a car.

by ben and dean June 11, 2006

seatcheck

Calling "seatcheck" is alot like calling out "shotgun" in the fact that it is used to claim your: chair, sofa spot, futon, stair, whatever your seat may be, when you want to get up for a moment. It lets everyone around know that that spot, while vacant, is still occupied.

"Man, I'm thirsty. Seatcheck!"

by chanda June 29, 2007