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meatcat by JulezVerne September 20, 2012
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meatcation
Man, I just got back from Kansas City, it was the best meatcation ever! I still have the meat sweats.
meatcation by Dec1001 August 10, 2016
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meatcanyon
person 1: BRO HAVE YOU HEARD OF MEATCANYON HES THE BEST LFKAO WATCH HIS VIDEOES
person 2: so i watched them and they weren’t funny
person 1: gtfo
person 2: so i watched them and they weren’t funny
person 1: gtfo
meatcanyon by user128947305 August 11, 2021
Meatchtables
1) Meat that has fused with vegetables because the chef cooked the stew too long
2) Any such failure which is equivalent to or worse than a cook failing to cook stew properly.
2) Any such failure which is equivalent to or worse than a cook failing to cook stew properly.
I studied really hard for that final exam, but when I got there, I totally made meatchtables.
She showed up wearing crocs, our date was total meatchtables.
She showed up wearing crocs, our date was total meatchtables.
Meatchtables by Organization XIII May 6, 2010
Meatbat muncher
A female who voraciuosly swallows cock. She is constantly looking to give head, as if it was going out of style. Her day is based on getting a piece of "meat" in her mouth.
Meatbat muncher by Seth and Rman October 9, 2008
meatcase
a male that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of marijuana and/or alchohol. said male will say and/or do things that are homosexual while under the influence but deny ever saying and/or doing afore mentioned thing while not under the influence, can be spelled meatcase or meat case
meatatation
Meatatation (noun): The act of meditating about eating delicious, savory meat.
Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**
Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.
Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.
*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).
** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.
Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**
Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.
Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.
*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).
** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.
I tried meatatation for the first time last night but then I ate a plate full of bacon and steaks so I may need to wait until this afternoon to try again.
meatatation by Eye rock May 16, 2016