meatcat 

a massive cunt

You are such a meatcat.

meatcat by JulezVerne September 20, 2012

meatcation 

A vacation revolving solely around mass consumption of meat.

Man, I just got back from Kansas City, it was the best meatcation ever! I still have the meat sweats.

meatcation by Dec1001 August 10, 2016

meatcanyon 

a very interesting, funny, great, beautiful youtube animator who makes parody’s

person 1: BRO HAVE YOU HEARD OF MEATCANYON HES THE BEST LFKAO WATCH HIS VIDEOES

person 2: so i watched them and they weren’t funny

person 1: gtfo

meatcanyon by user128947305 August 11, 2021

Meatchtables 

1) Meat that has fused with vegetables because the chef cooked the stew too long

2) Any such failure which is equivalent to or worse than a cook failing to cook stew properly.

I studied really hard for that final exam, but when I got there, I totally made meatchtables.

She showed up wearing crocs, our date was total meatchtables.

Meatchtables by Organization XIII May 6, 2010

Meatbat muncher 

A female who voraciuosly swallows cock. She is constantly looking to give head, as if it was going out of style. Her day is based on getting a piece of "meat" in her mouth.

Dude she is such a meatbat muncher! Shes doesnt want to fuck but just suck on my cock all day

Meatbat muncher by Seth and Rman October 9, 2008

meatcase 

a male that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of marijuana and/or alchohol. said male will say and/or do things that are homosexual while under the influence but deny ever saying and/or doing afore mentioned thing while not under the influence, can be spelled meatcase or meat case

"D.J., you know you were talking about what kind of men you wanted to have sex while we were high last night last night."
"I did not!"
"Dude, you are such a meatcase!"

meatcase by THH May 17, 2006

meatatation 

Meatatation (noun): The act of meditating about eating delicious, savory meat.

Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**

Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.

Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.

*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).

** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.

I tried meatatation for the first time last night but then I ate a plate full of bacon and steaks so I may need to wait until this afternoon to try again.

meatatation by Eye rock May 16, 2016