meatball man

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one who transports a meatball sized piece of rectum cake from the toilet with his mother's silverware and gently smooshes it into a nearby friends ear while they sleep.

willis: yo dowg, cleedis is sleepin... lets put sum shit in that nigga ear yo!
leroy: ha haaaaa word life nigga... you's the meatball man huh?

meatball man by johnny mac October 29, 2007

The Meatball Man

The Meatball Man is a wrester, boxer, mascot, and former olympian. Though he is famous for being an athletic icon for the past 40 years, he is rarely seen in public, and therefore has many imposters--especially throughout the streets of Alabama. Some imposters have been identified:
Howie Mandell
The infamous Johnny Methlab
Danny DeVito
Mel B
Land and Sea Goblins

Some other famous Hollywood celebrities are seen, but not as often.
For the duration of his wrestling career, The Meatball Man was known as "The Ultimate Meatball" or "Meatball the Great".

We hope you're doing well, Meatball Man. We know you're out there.

LOOK, OVER THERE! IT'S THE MEATBALL MAN!!

wait..

*rips off costume* JOHNNY METHLAB?
*rips off mask* HOWIE MANDELL?
*rips off mask* DANNY DEVITO?
*rips off mask* DONALD TRUMP?
*rips off mask* MEL B?
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A LAND GOBLIN!
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A SEA GOBLIN!!
*rips off mask* .....JOHNNY METHLAB?!

The Meatball Man by Simon J. Riddleson aka Ridley August 25, 2018

meatball manwhore

Racist name for a person of an Italian ethnic background who tends to sleep around a lot.

Omg Rico is having sex with Maria while he is dating Cher.
I thought he was dating Jenny?
The fucking meatball manwhore.
lol I see what you did there.

meatball manwhore by Shiva Leon June 21, 2016

meatballs mansion

a very luxurious sex mansion where people have gay sex at gay parties and lick cheese off each others dicks

nicholas: hey man are you coming down to meatballs mansion?
nicholas gay love interest: oh yea i cant wait to eat all those dick cheese balls.

meatballs mansion by meatballdefinitions July 25, 2026

meatballmarvin93

yeahhh yeahhhhh my yeahhhhh meaball marvain a93 is th ebstsss

Jamal: ayo my nuaegas have you seen athat new abscketbeall and i love waterm meoaln and kol aids chickennan on tik tok

dood oo face: nah my jigjer it all meatballmarvin93 on my fyp gang gang fart goo gaa gaa

meatballmarvin93 by uhhh goo goo ga ga boss baby March 29, 2023

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026