meatball man

one who transports a meatball sized piece of rectum cake from the toilet with his mother's silverware and gently smooshes it into a nearby friends ear while they sleep.

willis: yo dowg, cleedis is sleepin... lets put sum shit in that nigga ear yo!
leroy: ha haaaaa word life nigga... you's the meatball man huh?

meatball man by johnny mac October 29, 2007

The Meatball Man

The Meatball Man is a wrester, boxer, mascot, and former olympian. Though he is famous for being an athletic icon for the past 40 years, he is rarely seen in public, and therefore has many imposters--especially throughout the streets of Alabama. Some imposters have been identified:
Howie Mandell
The infamous Johnny Methlab
Danny DeVito
Mel B
Land and Sea Goblins

Some other famous Hollywood celebrities are seen, but not as often.
For the duration of his wrestling career, The Meatball Man was known as "The Ultimate Meatball" or "Meatball the Great".

We hope you're doing well, Meatball Man. We know you're out there.

LOOK, OVER THERE! IT'S THE MEATBALL MAN!!

wait..

*rips off costume* JOHNNY METHLAB?
*rips off mask* HOWIE MANDELL?
*rips off mask* DANNY DEVITO?
*rips off mask* DONALD TRUMP?
*rips off mask* MEL B?
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A LAND GOBLIN!
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A SEA GOBLIN!!
*rips off mask* .....JOHNNY METHLAB?!

The Meatball Man by Simon J. Riddleson aka Ridley August 25, 2018

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meatball manwhore

Racist name for a person of an Italian ethnic background who tends to sleep around a lot.

Omg Rico is having sex with Maria while he is dating Cher.
I thought he was dating Jenny?
The fucking meatball manwhore.
lol I see what you did there.

meatball manwhore by Shiva Leon June 21, 2016

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meatballmarvin93

yeahhh yeahhhhh my yeahhhhh meaball marvain a93 is th ebstsss

Jamal: ayo my nuaegas have you seen athat new abscketbeall and i love waterm meoaln and kol aids chickennan on tik tok

dood oo face: nah my jigjer it all meatballmarvin93 on my fyp gang gang fart goo gaa gaa

meatballmarvin93 by uhhh goo goo ga ga boss baby March 29, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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