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Meat sheets 

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak
Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.
Meat sheets by Doc Starr November 28, 2021
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meat sheets 

The labia lips, similar to beef curtains in nature
i pounded the meat sheets last night
meat sheets by fulton89 January 19, 2006

Meat Sheets 

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers
I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother
Meat Sheets by Oisin O' Broin January 2, 2011

meat sheet 

also known as face sheets in college, in which new freshmen with their high school photos and hometowns are listed. "meat" sheet instead of "meet" sheet because upperclassmen use them to pick which cute freshmen to hit on at back-to-campus parties.
"That chick is hot--I saw her in the meat sheet and memorized her hobbies."
meat sheet by desertfrog May 4, 2006

Sheet meat 

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).
Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.
Sheet meat by Zonal K September 10, 2019

Meatsheets

Bedsheets that have been covered in so much semen, that they are now more protein than cloth.
Little Jimmy was so lonely that he could cook his meatsheets like a steak
Meatsheets by Girthiest February 13, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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