The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.
I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.
by carsonsux August 9, 2021
When hunting deer or wild hog. One humps the dead animal to near climax then stops and returns home to finish in the first relative they come in contact with.
by Nkratzer06 February 9, 2021
When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.
Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?
Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.
Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.
by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016