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meat it

some half chink half nigger
that beats old lady's and fucks little girls
but know one could be as hood as him
nah wut eye mean
meat it is a faggot that is a h00d gang banger
by b-ran the enfamous June 24, 2008
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Beat it before you Meat it

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.
dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro
by chillchillchill February 25, 2011
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beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
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bet it aint got no meat

the subject or matter contains no poultry, beef,pork,fish or any other meaty sources
"man this soup is good"
"bet it aint got no meat"

"why didnt you stand up for yourself?"

" bet you aint got no fucking meat!"

"i heard your mom got dicked down by the mailman"

"mhmmm bet he do got meat"
by meatman89 February 6, 2014
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Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.
Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.
by Keouiiii February 15, 2020
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Insert the Meat (ITM)

Insert the Meat is a phrase that refers to slipping your "meat" aka cock, penis, slong into a poosie, thus ITM.
I would really like to insert the meat (ITM) into that hot clone over there.
by CP November 19, 2004
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