meat dress 

Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.

So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.

meat dress by MeatDressKilla January 11, 2014

meatpress

When you put your bare ass on someone's face when they're passed out or asleep.

Dude Boen is passed out let's meatpress him

meatpress by Jangade March 20, 2011

meatress

1. A mattress made of meat. 2. A progressive metal band from Marietta, GA, USA that existed from 2002-2004.

For God's sake, don't lay down on that meatress unless you want dogs to attack you when you get up...

meatress by InsolentEnlightenedApe January 11, 2010