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National Beat Your Meat Day
National Beat Your Meat Day by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019
National Fuck Meat Day
National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.
National Fuck Meat Day by bruhbruhbruhalex October 23, 2019
National Beat Your Homies Meat Day
National Beat Your Homies Meat Day by Fallen_Chubbx November 1, 2019
National Post your Meat day
National Post your Meat day by AAAMMMMOOG July 28, 2024
Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day
The 1st of March 2025. A man by the name of GoofyGuy began to sing his favourite song when he slipped up and said the mcdonalds was in the meat cave
Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day by Shucks77 March 1, 2025
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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