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meat curtians

A term used for a well worn vagina, where the labia looks like thinly sliced roast beef, and or hangs a certian way one must "open" it to get to the inner sanctum of the vagina.
Look at the meat curtians on that one, yow...

That chick's all worn out, just look at those meat curtians.
by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004
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meat curtians

Pussy lips that look like steak-ums. But taste like tuna. May be pink (raw), or brown (cooked), based upon nationality.
Did you see the meat curtains on that cum dumpster-in a strong cross wind, she could get some serious uplift.
by Ogar October 1, 2003
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bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!
by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010
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Cheesy meat curtains

When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.
That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.
by Taco Gangsta October 27, 2010
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meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
by Snu November 7, 2003
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meat curtins

large vaginal lips that hang down like sliced roast beef
lori has a huge set of meat curtins
by truefate May 20, 2004
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dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.
by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018
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