meat crown 

when you cut your penis off with scrapbook scissors so it has a zig zag and looks like a paper crown

Yo did you hear about Jay’s accident?
No what happened?
He was making a scrapbook and accidentally chopped his dick off so he has a meat crown now!

meat crown by Dyson Grommley January 12, 2021

Underground Meat Clown 

A joke made in reference to the Deltarune character Jevil by Toby Fox on the Undertale 6th Anniversary Livestream.

What were you thinking of?
The Underground Meat Clown.
What's the Underground Meat Clown?
You'll have to figure that out for yourself. But now I'm gonna have to go ahead and make an entry on Urban Dictionary for you to find, otherwise you'll see the other entries for Meat Clown and think it's something sexual, which would make me sound creepy and weird in retrospect.

Underground Meat Clown by The One Who Said Cheese August 22, 2023

cyclops meat clown 

another slang for the penis

If I'm lucky she may wrestle with my cyclops meat clown tonight

cyclops meat clown by Rod Fury May 4, 2006

Florida Meat Clown 

The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.

Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.

Florida Meat Clown by LemmeLickems July 3, 2015

cyclops meat clown 

another word for cock

won't your sister be surprised when she finds out you hired a cyclops meat clown to entertain at her birthday party?

cyclops meat clown by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

cyclops meat clown 

another name for your dick

little suzie's afraid of the circus because of the cyclops meat clown

cyclops meat clown by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

meat clown 

1) The Macdonalds Clown, Ronald Macdonald

2) A penis

3) A male who thinks with his cock

1) You'll have fun with the meat clown at macdonalds

2) Man my meat clown threw up on her beef curtains

3) Jeez, do you always let ronald macdonald do your thinking

meat clown by The fondler March 30, 2007