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Medway
Medway, Massachusetts. Sometimes referred to as cowtown or deadway. 97% white. Population around 14,000 and located southwest of Boston. There are cows, horses, and like, 2 black people. Typical family has 2 kids and a dog. Moms drive honda pilots and volvos.
Past times of teens include getting wasted at the "hippie fields" during the summer, but the cops finally caught on so that's over. On any given half-day during the year you will find swarms of middle schoolers hanging out at "the plaza". The ugg wearing teeny boppers love getting caramel frapps from starbucks while their boyfriends who sometimes think they're ghetto or something loiter outside of McDonalds (meanwhile horses roam in the distance)
Kids complain about the lack of raging parties, so they are forced to get drunk with 10 other people in a basement and then smoke large amounts of weed.
People are not stuck up like nearby Medfield, but not scummy like Bellingham. Rival Holliston is pretty much the exact same place as Medway but with a better football team.
The high school is brand new, and there's even a friggin bank in the lobby. Why? No one knows.
Oh, and there's Szechuan Garden, which is fuckin awesome!
Past times of teens include getting wasted at the "hippie fields" during the summer, but the cops finally caught on so that's over. On any given half-day during the year you will find swarms of middle schoolers hanging out at "the plaza". The ugg wearing teeny boppers love getting caramel frapps from starbucks while their boyfriends who sometimes think they're ghetto or something loiter outside of McDonalds (meanwhile horses roam in the distance)
Kids complain about the lack of raging parties, so they are forced to get drunk with 10 other people in a basement and then smoke large amounts of weed.
People are not stuck up like nearby Medfield, but not scummy like Bellingham. Rival Holliston is pretty much the exact same place as Medway but with a better football team.
The high school is brand new, and there's even a friggin bank in the lobby. Why? No one knows.
Oh, and there's Szechuan Garden, which is fuckin awesome!
"dude last night was so crazy, i almost thought my mom saw me steal that mike's hard from the fridge!! shittin my pants over here man"
"Hey I'm from medway!!!"
"medfield? arent you like sick at lax?"
"wtf no its medWAY!!!!!!"
"what is medway?"
"Hey I'm from medway!!!"
"medfield? arent you like sick at lax?"
"wtf no its medWAY!!!!!!"
"what is medway?"
Medway by LuckyNumber77 December 30, 2012
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Medway Swag
Unlike regular swag, Medway Swag includes rednecks, hicks, muddy lifted trucks, burn outs, country music, tan lines, rugby, going for a smoke in Weldon, leaving farm animals in your school, and driving your tractor to school.
After smoking up the entire student parking lot doing a burn out with a lifted muddy truck, one might say "dat Medway swag doe!"
Medway Swag by MedwayHS June 21, 2014
Medway
Area in Kent. Predominantley working class but there are also a fair amount of middle class people there too. Some areas should be avoided like the plague but areas like Cobham are pleasant to be in.
Medway Shower
When a person or animal is subjected to the liquids given off by a chav, during a mugging or a similar crime. The liquids can contain anything from Alcohol and saliva to traces of semen.
Medway Shower by Medwaymate November 26, 2013
Medway girls
Medway girls by Nofacesnm March 21, 2017
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