me tits 

girl friend or wife , affectionate yet derrogatry

your lucky ive got me tits with me
(as in i cant hurt you in front of my wife )

or me tits wouldnt let me
(as in my wife wouldnt let me )

me tits by ian@ June 27, 2007

Talk to me tits 

The issue is of little consequence to me. I dont care.

Hey Jane, I hear your ex-boyfriend wants to get back with you.

Well he can go and talk to me tits, it aint happening.

Talk to me tits by czp115 April 14, 2009

Off me tits

Severely inebriated.

I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!

Off me tits by Cirrhosis Cyril February 21, 2004

Off me tits

A British English term for someone who's intoxicated on drugs or alcohol, sometimes both.

I've been using so much, I've been off me tits for weeks.

Off me tits by enemy-spotted February 10, 2019

Show me your tits 

Derogatory nickname for a degenerate pervert who spends uncountable amounts of money at strip clubs.

Adam was known as Show Me Your Tits because he spent thousands at the strip clubs every time he partied with the boys in Vegas and had no idea how much money he wasted until his credit card bill showed up the next month because he never learned not to give strippers his credit card info even after all these years, idiot.

Show me your tits by Giggles T. Clown September 1, 2016

National Show Me Your Tits Day

Every May 17th on even number years is this holiday.

“Dude, I can’t believe it’s may 17th!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Show Me Your Tits Day!”

National Show Me Your Tits Day by rubbermanrubberman May 17, 2020

National "Show Me Your Tits" Day

Drop dem titties on March 3rd ladies.

It's March 3rd, you know what that means right? It's National "Show Me Your Tits" Day! So go ahead, do it, ｎｏｗ.

National "Show Me Your Tits" Day by Meme-Meister_Gaming69420 March 1, 2022