girl friend or wife , affectionate yet derrogatry
your lucky ive got me tits with me
(as in i cant hurt you in front of my wife )

or me tits wouldnt let me
(as in my wife wouldnt let me )
by ian@ June 5, 2007
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Severely inebriated.
I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!
by Cirrhosis Cyril February 22, 2004
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The issue is of little consequence to me. I dont care.
Hey Jane, I hear your ex-boyfriend wants to get back with you.

Well he can go and talk to me tits, it aint happening.
by czp115 April 14, 2009
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A British English term for someone who's intoxicated on drugs or alcohol, sometimes both.
I've been using so much, I've been off me tits for weeks.
by enemy-spotted February 10, 2019
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Derogatory nickname for a degenerate pervert who spends uncountable amounts of money at strip clubs.
Adam was known as Show Me Your Tits because he spent thousands at the strip clubs every time he partied with the boys in Vegas and had no idea how much money he wasted until his credit card bill showed up the next month because he never learned not to give strippers his credit card info even after all these years, idiot.
by Giggles T. Clown September 1, 2016
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when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this
mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice
by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018
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