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me horny 

Someone who is incredibly horny and wants to bang another. May also be a person shouting "Me horny!" to people, with bad grammar.
Me horny! Please let me bang you!
me horny by Vagerna August 13, 2007

Kylie "Makin' me horny" 

1. A girl who totally loves to fart.
2. She really likes to eat hot fudge.
3. She is an awesome singer.
4. Her driving skills are legit.
5. NOT A WHORE... or SLUT.... or SKANK...or SKLUT ( a slut that ran into a skank)
6. Has HUGE GINORMUS MELONS.. if you know what I mean.
" wow, that kylie girl.. man she has so big melons!"
"I love watermelons!"
"No, you idiot.. not that kind. But those are good too."
"Oh, you mean that Kylie "Makin' me horny" girl?"
"Yea dudde.. tats her!"

me so horny 

Iconic phrase uttered by French-Asian model Papillon Soo Soo in Full Metal Jacket.
me so horny by CassandraWins November 17, 2006

Me soooooooooo horny 

A thing you say at geese to arouse them.
"Bro look some geese!"
*Both in sync*
"ME SOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!!!!"
*The geese look at them with come-fuck-me eyes*

Me so Horny 

The cntroversial song by 2 live crew that made them famous
Me so Horny Sampled a line by Full Metal Jacket
Me so Horny by Lil' Pimpin' June 11, 2006

me so horny 

Another word for hot ass Asian female, could be broken down to "MSH" for short or between the fellas
Tim: Yo dog, check out that me so horny!!

Chaz: Yea man, I'd hit that!!
me so horny by chaz714 November 3, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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