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shatward mcstinker

When you shit so hard it hit the wall and then bounces into a simpletons mouth
Simpleton:Yo I just got shatward mcstinkered so hard by zhiemer
Douglas: fuck off nerd!
shatward mcstinker by anonymous March 15, 2024
(verb): to engage in passionate kissing and groping; generally done in a club or bar. Usually involves aggressive tongue action.
Tom: Holy shit bro, I totally saw that asian girl and some dude McStine-ing last night on the dance floor.
McStine by H House January 18, 2012

Sparkle McStalker 

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!

McStoner 

A very suave gentlemen. Someone you could picture owning and running a casino or a car dealership. A McStoner is someone who is very smooth with all of the ladies and top dog among his friends. Women break up with their boyfriends for not being a McStoner. Everyone would want to strive to be more like a McStoner.
Oh my gosh, look at McStoner surrounded by all of those women over there!

Why can't you just be more like McStoner?!
McStoner by chelseagirl8 April 13, 2011

mcstoner 

a damn fine sandwich made from a mcdonalds double cheeseburger and a hot n' spicy mcchicken

to make it you must buy your double cheeseburger and your hot 'n spicy mcchicken

take it all apart bun and meat

take your first bun and put one single burger from the under it then another bun then you take your mcchicken patty and then put a bun under it and finish with your last burger and last bun

these come together in an orgy of amazing flavor for $2

go try one!!!
this mcstoner burger is amazing lets get high to make it taste even better!!!
mcstoner by jacktherogue April 21, 2009
a) The smell left behind when you forget to throw a McDonald's bag out of your car.
b) The smell of an Irish man.
c) see mick stink
Man I know there's a bad mcstink in my car but I dont know if it's from giving a ride to Patty O'Reily or the mcchickens I had the other day.
McStink by whodiz January 23, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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