McStoner 

A very suave gentlemen. Someone you could picture owning and running a casino or a car dealership. A McStoner is someone who is very smooth with all of the ladies and top dog among his friends. Women break up with their boyfriends for not being a McStoner. Everyone would want to strive to be more like a McStoner.

Oh my gosh, look at McStoner surrounded by all of those women over there!

Why can't you just be more like McStoner?!

McStoner by chelseagirl8 April 13, 2011

mcstoner 

a damn fine sandwich made from a mcdonalds double cheeseburger and a hot n' spicy mcchicken

to make it you must buy your double cheeseburger and your hot 'n spicy mcchicken

take it all apart bun and meat

take your first bun and put one single burger from the under it then another bun then you take your mcchicken patty and then put a bun under it and finish with your last burger and last bun

these come together in an orgy of amazing flavor for $2

go try one!!!

this mcstoner burger is amazing lets get high to make it taste even better!!!

mcstoner by jacktherogue April 21, 2009

McStoner 

A word that is used to describe someone who smokes pot that works at or craves McDonalds.

My friend used to just be a stoner but since he started working at McDonalds he is now a McStoner.

That pot is makeing me want food from McDonalds, i'm such a McStoner.

McStoner by eekscar October 30, 2010

McStoned 

Getting super stoned than going to mcdons and getting some food.

"dude this McGangbanger is so good because i'm "McStoned"

McStoned by Mickle the McStoner January 17, 2012

Mystonerous

Used to describe someone who embodies the habits, vibe, or mysterious tendencies of a true stoner — often chill, unpredictable, quietly vanishing to smoke, or just radiating that laid-back “high energy” without saying a word.

“Penny silently slipped away to go smoke. Nothing unusual, she’s just mystonerous.”
“He showed up two hours late with snacks and a smile, totally mystonerous.”
“That look she gives before disappearing with her vape? Mystonerous behavior.”

Mystonerous by itsthedub November 10, 2025

Mystonerous

Used to describe someone who embodies the habits, vibe, or mysterious tendencies of a true stoner. Often chill, unpredictable, quietly vanishing to smoke, or just radiating that laid-back “high energy” without saying a word.

“Penny silently slipped away to go smoke. Nothing unusual, she’s just mystonerous.”
“He showed up two hours late with snacks and a smile, totally mystonerous.”
“That look she gives before disappearing with her vape? Mystonerous behavior.”

Mystonerous by itsthedub November 10, 2025