mckelvy

A Maneuver in which your head in used in a fight aka the head butt

"man did you just see that guy get mckelvyed?!"

by meko December 23, 2007

McKelvey

An uncircumsized penis that is coated in smegma and/or mold and obstructs the male pee hole making it very hard to urinate in a single direction.

"Dude, you better get that McKelvey snipped off before that penis cheese eats your whole dick off"

by Justin Capone September 29, 2005

McKelvey

when you wake up next to your teacher

Holy crap, who's car is in front of our house with a faculty parking tag? Ross must have had another McKelvey last night.

by Newman Rossie November 6, 2008

mckelly

McKelly is that one kid who hates everything about the way that he is. His name especially... Since he has such hate for his name and its girly uniqueness (though there is nothing wrong with feminine guys.) he will often change it to a basic name such as Daniel, Adam, etc. Often a person with this name ends up being part of the LGBTQ+ community as the Mckelly's that i have met are all bisexuals. and yes this is a gender neutral name but i have only met guys with the name. he often struggles with everything about himself especially in the fashion category until the name change, almost as if it helps him get better.

Mckelly has chicken pocks

by HarryNipple May 18, 2021

Mark McKelvie

The best Principle for ANY highschool in the world.

Principle of Pudsey Grammar School, Scottish (very hot accent), Very fit, "is Mr McKelvie online please, It's Mrs Pennock"

Friend One: "Yo did you hear the news!"
Friend Two: "No?"
Friend One: "Mark McKelvie's wife died"

by Another Fatherless Child August 21, 2022

mckelvey

a hole that monkeys might fly out of.
traditionally an arsehole.

and monkeys might fly out of my mckelvey

by Dudders November 25, 2004

mckelvey

to get the urge to enter a word into the urban dictionary, particularly when associated with a useless southerner of irish descent.

i feel a mcKelvey coming on

by Dudders December 14, 2004