mckelvy

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A Maneuver in which your head in used in a fight aka the head butt

"man did you just see that guy get mckelvyed?!"

mckelvy by meko December 23, 2007

Words you can keep

McKelvey

An uncircumsized penis that is coated in smegma and/or mold and obstructs the male pee hole making it very hard to urinate in a single direction.

"Dude, you better get that McKelvey snipped off before that penis cheese eats your whole dick off"

McKelvey by Justin Capone September 29, 2005

Related Words

mckelvy • mckelvey • mckely • kiera mckelvey • Mark McKelvie

McKelvey

when you wake up next to your teacher

Holy crap, who's car is in front of our house with a faculty parking tag? Ross must have had another McKelvey last night.

McKelvey by Newman Rossie November 6, 2008

Mark McKelvie

The best Principle for ANY highschool in the world.

Principle of Pudsey Grammar School, Scottish (very hot accent), Very fit, "is Mr McKelvie online please, It's Mrs Pennock"

Friend One: "Yo did you hear the news!"
Friend Two: "No?"
Friend One: "Mark McKelvie's wife died"

Mark McKelvie by Another Fatherless Child August 21, 2022

mckelvey

a hole that monkeys might fly out of.
traditionally an arsehole.

and monkeys might fly out of my mckelvey

mckelvey by Dudders November 25, 2004

mckelvey

to get the urge to enter a word into the urban dictionary, particularly when associated with a useless southerner of irish descent.

i feel a mcKelvey coming on

mckelvey by Dudders December 14, 2004

mckelvey

someone who doesn't know how to add words to the urban dictionary.

a fuckwit

shut up McKelvey you gipsy

mckelvey by Dudders November 30, 2004

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026