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mcgirlfriend

1. When you have a girlfriend that works at mcdonald's.

2. A girl that works at mcdonald's that gives you discounts because she wants you to ask her out.
1. Sorry man, can't make it until 9:30, I have to stop by mcdonald's and see my mcgirlfriend

2. Dude, did you hear about my mcgirlfriend? She gives me sweet discounts!
mcgirlfriend by PDiggs July 18, 2007
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mangirlfriend 

Any female who is more masculine than her boyfriend. Her physique is typically bulkier than that of her significant other. She also has a deeper voice and weighs more. It's speculated that mangirlfriends even have more facial hair than their boyfriends.

On top of all of this, a mangirlfriend is usually ugly as shit. If one didn't know she was a girl, one would swear she was a bear. Once one discovers she's a girl, one immediately assumes she's a lesbian.

But no, she is in fact straight, and usually extra slutty in hopes of proving this. A mangirlfriend's boyfriend is typically either desperate for companionship or is basically on the verge of being a twink. If the latter is the case, the difference in masculinity is extra humorous.
Mortimer: "What the hell? Why is Jacob sitting in his girlfriend's lap? Shouldn't it be the other way around?"
Jimi: "MANGIRLFRIEND!"

Kaylee: "Fuck Austin and his fucking mangirlfriend!"
Ajay: "Hey watch out, he might have her beat you up."
mangirlfriend by teamdarrick December 1, 2009

McGirl Friend 

A girl that is bad for you but yet you keep going back to her, because she is so good. (Im lovin' it)
My mcgirl friend is so hot my wife would be pissed.
McGirl Friend by MC JOEY January 5, 2011

megirlfriend 

when a closeted man has a beard and is forced to make their relationship convincing, he adds 'megirlfriend'
Louis Tomlinson: I love eleanor megirlfriend'
megirlfriend by H_Tommo May 14, 2020

Mirlfriend

Mirlfriend is a combination of man and girlfriend, which allows you to use the inflection typically reserved for"girlfriend" for both men and women.
Do you see her man over there? Mirlfriend, he is a piece of work!

Hey- mirlfriend (speaking to man or woman) get your shoes off my couch!
Mirlfriend by jenmeg February 21, 2013
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