"Mcreezy" is gamerslang for the best fucking mod you will ever have or see. if you have a mod named mcreezy you are a lucky streamer. he usually runs a small youtube channel and is a godly editor.
Mcreezy is such a good mod! he bans people as soon as they break the ToS.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.