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McBluffin' 

pretending that you don't want anything from McDonald's when, in reality, you do.

Often, someone who is McBluffin' will refuse to order anything from the drive thru, then subsequently ask for "a bite" of whatever it is you are eating, and steal all of your fries. McBluffers should be called out before ordering so they are forced to fess' up.
*car pulls up to the ordering window*

McDonald's Intercom: Hi, welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?

John (to intercom): Yep, Just one moment.

John (to Megan): Hey Megan, what do you want?

Megan: I'm actually not hungry, nothing for me thanks

John: Pshhht whatever Megan you better order something I know you're McBluffin'! Last time you "didn't want anything" you ate all my sausage McMuffin!!!

Megan: ...fine I'll have a Big Mac meal

John (to intercom): Yeah I'll have one Big Mac meal, a 6-pack of chicken nuggets....

McBlumpkin 

A blumpkin recieved in the restroom of a McDonalds fast food resturant while the reciever eats a "Happy Meal."
After Sharif recieved his happy meal Jane gave him a McBlumpkin in the girls bathroom.
McBlumpkin by Juaon January 15, 2006

ronald mcblumpkin

getting a blumpkin while eating a big mac. (getting your knob slobbed while pooping and feasting)
bill vint and tommy yayo get ronald mcblumpkins all the time from really hot chicks.
ronald mcblumpkin by T. Llello July 27, 2004
Alright, so you go to McDonald's and you take a look at the dollar menu, order a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken. After receiving your order, take the Double Cheeseburger and split it in half, then put the whole McChicken in the middle and reassemble. You are now ready to enjoy a McCluckin.
"Yo Johnathan, you wanna go to McDonald's and get a McCluckin?"
McCluckin by thegreengeek October 11, 2009

McBlumpkin Decker 

When you get a blumpkin while leaving an upper decker in the rest room of the golden arches.
Get theirs to go... They've been in the bathroom long enough to leave a McBlumpkin Decker.

Fatty Mcluckins 

An immensely fat person who is comparable to a whale. Tends to eat food en route food.
Kenya: Oh shit Tanya, N'shae the fatty mcluckins is coming to the que in the canteen
Tanya: Shock that's all a mcluckins does, never me
Fatty Mcluckins by unlimetedbants December 4, 2014
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