mayrch
Bill-"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH***TTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD IS ENDING."
Bob-"At least its only Mayrch."
Bob-"At least its only Mayrch."
mayrch by MakerLickLollipop December 19, 2009
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March 22nd, 2013
March 22nd, 2013 by Supreme Baritone Goddess May 17, 2016
12th March
This day is for the best people in the world cause they were born on this day lemme just remind you we are soo cool and we actually are kind. You can also get them in a relationship
Person 1:Hey look isn’t there birthday on The 12th March
Person2:Oh yeah, they must be amazing let’s be there friend and make sure there aren’t single
Person2:Oh yeah, they must be amazing let’s be there friend and make sure there aren’t single
12th March by Mazzagmyg October 22, 2019
March 31
Only a very small number of people are born on this day. If you are, we'll you are very special. Those born on this day are usually fierce by nature but soft at heart. They seek justice and independence, always, and I mean always, standing up for others or oneself until they win the case. They hardly ever give up so don't bitch around with them. Also being recognised as the more silent one, they don't live to trust. They are very wary of the people around them. If you are not of type, you would be crashed hard. Those born on this day have a very unique personality which makes them very special because they are very different from others and are born as leaders. Their decision making is one of a kind as their gut feeling is probably one of the strongest of all birthdays. However, these people are introverts and never do share their secrets no matter how much of probing.
March 22nd 2013
THE DAY MUSIC TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORST. MCR BROKE UP AND EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT. THE ONLY BAD THING GERARD WAY HAS EVER DONE
March 22nd 2013 by Emmaline-May July 9, 2016
March 19th
March 19th by a mf legend October 15, 2019
March 29th
March 29 is the reserved day to celebrate the sexiest people. These are the friends that ur always jealous of because they are so fucking beautiful, but u love them anyways. They are funny, kind, and supportive to their friends. They are always there for you and you gonna always need these march 29 bitches in ur life.
Lisa: Damnnn, i really need a friend like Katie in my life rn.
Bella: duhhhh bitch, that's cuz she was born on March 29th
Bella: duhhhh bitch, that's cuz she was born on March 29th
March 29th by Giselle Nielson December 8, 2019
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