March15 

International Turd at Work Day
An internationally agreed date to clench your Ass Cheeks for 12 hours prior to March 15th, and then stink out your employer provided conveniences with your rotten bowel fodder, and greasy buckshot. Just for the hell of it.

A more radical approach in recent years has been to grab the more solid Turds, and use as a rudimentary crayon to draw a giant smiley face in the nearest wall, with the phrase 'eat it Roberts' underneath.

Yesterday, in preparation for March15 - Tony ate a mixed grill of Eggs, Cabbage, Guiness, Bran, Nut Roast, Cornflour (for stodge) and Pickled Figs.

This morning, after a hard sneeze, he had 'March15' 'ed all over the office.

March15 by chuffingtontwatface July 31, 2012

March 15 

the hottest and baddest girls/boys of them all and that’s on god

Girl: Hey zaddy want this cake it’s March 15
Boy: ight bet shawty

March 15 by saucegorl October 16, 2019

March 15 

A day when a beautiful sexy loving and caring female was born

She was born in March 15? That must be Houston’s sexy ass

March 15 by Joemama’smama October 18, 2019

March 15 

Your the beast of the group, everybody loves you and your the honest CRACKHEAD of the group:)))
Also this is national napping day. So get your blanket hop on the sofa and nap away!!!!!

Omg, your birthday is on march 15, wow you must be super fun, can I be your friend?
Its March 15!!!! Time to practice my napping skills!!!!!!

March 15 by anonymous March 14, 2021

march 15 

The baddest bitch was born today. She's hot af but a crackhead crazy beech.

Emily: its my birthday bitch, march 15

march 15 by emilyy_315 November 18, 2019

March 15 

The day Mr Crocker lost his FAIRY GOD PARENTS

It’s March 15th!

March 15 by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 11, 2022

March 15 

So if you were born in March 15 YOU'RE THE FREAKING CRACKHEAD of your friends group! Everybody loves and appreciates you<3

-hi today is my birthday!
-but today is march 15..OMG CAN YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND?

March 15 by fairypisces November 19, 2019