Someone who is acting or being a goofball. Can also break stuff easily (E.x. - phones, microwaves, chairs). Although exteremly goofy, they are overall a great person to be around. makes everyone laugh
Max almostbroke the microwave because there was nothing in it. He's such a MAXHOLE!
31337 )-(4x012. MaxPower, then name you want to touch but you musnt touch. MaxPower is a freind of the people and is a crazy mofo. He is a member of the elite group known as T O D MaxPower is a ruthless individual who will pown you in every way poosible. If you see MaxPower, run as fast as you can before you get so attracted to him that he is forced to kill you.
"I took one look at MaxPower and i fell in love. Then he powned me.
"I just got totally powned once again by that handsome devil MaxPower."
A classless individual who can't help looking like a douchebag despite occasional success. The term came into use after Max Hall, quarterback of Brigham Young University, went into a major rant calling University of Utah players and fans "classless" after a BYU victory over Utah on the last play of the game. He also said "I don't respect them, they deserved to lose" and accused Utah fans of pouring beer on his family the previous season. Ironically, game film showed Max Hall taunting and pushing Utah players after BYU won on the final play of the game.
After the narrow victory, the Cougar players behaved like maxholes as they taunted the other team.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.