A very tall and strange man who stalks his "girlfriend" while playing WAR THUNDER, he thinks he knows everything about planes and thinks you need an engine to fly a plane which is dumb. Max T is only successful in rapping and having no life. Max T shoves his Xbox controller up his rectum and tells his dad to let it vibrate. He has a small bird who has seen some shit named dinner. His favorite food is human meat and he gets caught jerking off 6 times a week by his mum.
by An even sadder man May 2, 2021
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A Nickname given to a football beat he is fearless and dominants on the field he is sexy with abs and he can not loss
by Jim Joe the great March 14, 2017
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At one time Max the Snake lived and breathed violence and death every day of his life whereas now he’s getting an endless supply of organic Italian parsley and love in the home of a rabbit fixated woman who looks beyond his earlier mistakes and supports him to truly forgive himself for all that he has done!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2021
Get the Max the Snake mug.The theory that any individual can only absorb a certain amount a fat within a given time span. Therefore, once a person has reached their 'fat max' they will be able to continue gorging themselves without any further detrimental consequence.
After eating a full order of mozzarella sticks, potato skins, and spinach dip at TGI Friday's, Sara, an avid supporter of the fat max theory, realized that she had most likely reached her fat max for the night and therefore felt completely guilt-free when she ordered the cheesecake.
by Bubblegoose09 May 3, 2011
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2) It can also be used to describe someone who has just shit themselves.
2) It can also be used to describe someone who has just shit themselves.
by Coochie Muncher XD March 8, 2020
Get the Max Tait mug.Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:
-Justin
-Tristin
-Tyler
-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:
-Justin
-Tristin
-Tyler
-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)
Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.
by TheManHidingInYourCloset February 8, 2020
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