Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.

Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.

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stereotypical blonde spelling of the well know blonde moment

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Any individual who routinely plunders, invades, and/or pillages the ass of another.

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(v) Extremely stressing out, over thinking, second guessing oneself, over analyzing

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

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