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mauoa by FoofPoof September 9, 2020
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Maulana Diesel 

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.
Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.
Maulana Diesel by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014

blawnde maumant 

stereotypical blonde spelling of the well know blonde moment
I had a blawnde maumant when I asked a friend when her birthday was. She said February 30th.
blawnde maumant by blawndie October 18, 2011

Ass-maurader 

Any individual who routinely plunders, invades, and/or pillages the ass of another.
1. Because of his many expeditions into the rectal portions of other men, Mark Hamilton is considered an Ass-maurader by many.

2. Mark Hamilton's continual invasion of his (male) secretary's ass eventually let to him being defined as an Ass-maurader.

3. An Ass-maurader, such as UA President Mark Hamilton, makes frequent journeys to the rectal regions of others.
Ass-maurader by jj1221 October 17, 2009

Maurarize 

(v) Extremely stressing out, over thinking, second guessing oneself, over analyzing
Stop maurarizing that!

Don't maurarize, just live and be free.

Mr. Cox, what's on the exam?!? I can't stop maurarizing!
Maurarize by chemfreakout December 19, 2011

maudahbee 

The Aztec god of drunkenly desecrating women. A vital member of The Justice League of America.
I know Maudahbee is looking down on this moment with a smiling erection.
maudahbee by richard gear April 28, 2009