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mauzer
mauzer by offsetlion July 3, 2022
maneze (mayonnaise)
the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up
boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up
maneze (mayonnaise) by fatherboat December 24, 2007
Maezee
She is a quirky, bubbly, sweet, caring, artistic gal. She wouldn’t be able to trade her friends for anything! Normally a late person on relationships, but she’ll get there one day.
Maezee by Lol_totallycoolbish February 4, 2018
Makeze
A real loyal person who will never leave your side even if he might be really annoying, goofy, weird, and real funny, he is a real one, but he isnt as bright as it seems he is dark and depressing he isnt really that good with the ladies but when he gets one he is a keeper.
Makeze by Monkeybender February 22, 2019
maueen
Maueen means "sexy" it honestly is based on how you use it, Maueen is very wonderful and hot, and has lots of positivity stored in him yet sometimes he can be a bit rude and obnoxious. He is filled with different emotions which changes everyone's attitude towards him depending on the day! Maueen is also extremely lovable, meaning he gets a lot of people tryna get him :O !!!!!!
maueen by S0me0ne100 February 1, 2020
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026