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matthews mom 

Hey did you see that mom, shes quite the matthews mom
matthews mom by red_beazt_06 May 8, 2017
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Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh
Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.
Matthew’s Mom by longschlong79 August 24, 2021

Matthew's mom 

The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom
"Did you see matthew's mom walking down the street. Straight baddie."
Matthew's mom by incogshmito January 3, 2022

Matthew moment 

When you have a brain fart but it's much more severe. The longest of which was called Brexit
"Damn Teresa may had a Matthew moment when she declared brexit."
Matthew moment by Pussay slaya 445 September 23, 2018

Matthew Moment 

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an imageMatthew” would make.

Matthew Moment 

When something silly happens to someone or something that causes a group laughter.
We laughed at the man falling, he had a Matthew moment.
Matthew Moment by Book Soup February 7, 2023
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