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Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh
Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.
Matthew’s Mom by longschlong79 August 24, 2021

Matthew's mom 

The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom
"Did you see matthew's mom walking down the street. Straight baddie."
Matthew's mom by incogshmito January 3, 2022

Matthew moment 

When you have a brain fart but it's much more severe. The longest of which was called Brexit
"Damn Teresa may had a Matthew moment when she declared brexit."
Matthew moment by Pussay slaya 445 September 23, 2018

Matthew Moment 

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.
Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment

Matthew Moment 

When something silly happens to someone or something that causes a group laughter.
We laughed at the man falling, he had a Matthew moment.
Matthew Moment by Book Soup February 7, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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