matthews mom

shitty guy with a hot mom

Hey did you see that mom, shes quite the matthews mom

by red_beazt_06 May 8, 2017

Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh

Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.

by longschlong79 August 24, 2021

Matthew's mom

The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom

"Did you see matthew's mom walking down the street. Straight baddie."

by incogshmito January 3, 2022

Matthew moment

When you have a brain fart but it's much more severe. The longest of which was called Brexit

"Damn Teresa may had a Matthew moment when she declared brexit."

by Pussay slaya 445 September 23, 2018

Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.

Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment

by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022

Matthew Moment

When something silly happens to someone or something that causes a group laughter.

We laughed at the man falling, he had a Matthew moment.

by Book Soup February 7, 2023