Matthew's dick

Friend 1: is Matthew's dick circumcised

Friend 2: ye he got that yankee wit no brim

matthews dick

When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder

by The Random F*cker October 7, 2017

Not to be confused with Brian's dick it is over 3 miles long example wow Louis dick is only one million size of Brian Matthews dick

Brian Matthews dick is massive

I thought it was gonna be big turns out he just has aMatthew’s dick

by BigDickNibba69 March 28, 2018

an omega hot guy with a huge dick only to clap one particular girl cough cough

big dick matthew just clapped erin omega hard!! she said it was like 11 inches !!!

by your momma 🥵 February 25, 2019