matthews dick 

Very Small

When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder

matthews dick by The Random F*cker October 20, 2017

Brian Matthews dick 

Not to be confused with Brian's dick it is over 3 miles long example wow Louis dick is only one million size of Brian Matthews dick

Brian Matthews dick is massive

Brian Matthews dick by Brian's Matthews dick February 8, 2021

Matthew's dick 

Yankee wit no brim

Friend 1: is Matthew's dick circumcised

Friend 2: ye he got that yankee wit no brim

Matthew's dick by Ihateblackpeople69 May 14, 2020

matthew’s dick 

Very, extremely small

I thought it was gonna be big turns out he just has aMatthew’s dick

matthew’s dick by BigDickNibba69 May 17, 2018

big dick matthew 

an omega hot guy with a huge dick only to clap one particular girl cough cough

big dick matthew just clapped erin omega hard!! she said it was like 11 inches !!!

big dick matthew by your momma 🥵 February 24, 2019

Matthew Dickinson 

Matthew Dickinson, an amazing person with a ridicoulisly large penis and can be known to be a monster in bed at times when he can be bothered, if not, he will sleep.

Girl: wow you're on your game tonight.
Boy: yeh i took those matthew dickinson sex pills.
Girl: omg this is perfect.

Matthew Dickinson by Jkinny July 19, 2011