mattacass

Balance, all things perfect, happiness, real.

If you want things done right you have to mattacass.

by smart4 August 8, 2014

Matthiassen

Het zeggen van dat je iets gaat uitvoeren maar dan dat je het niet doet, en dat het lijkt alsof je het wel doet.

Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag het verslag voor school afmaken en Matthiassen.
Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag doen alsof ik wat doe maar ik ga niks doen.

by GeenStrijder January 5, 2018

mattacks

What everyone wishes they were. A level of awesomeness that makes everyone else look like a waste of skin.

That's a Mattacks so you may as well not bother trying

by Claude Toobitts November 14, 2014

matterass

Matterass- mattress but in a janky way

“Your matterass is in a weird place.”

by Creator of Matterass December 26, 2022

mattcass99

sex.

niggeh sure is a mattcass99

by 682kjd234 November 7, 2013

mattass

The sweet, sweet ass - including both buttcheeks and asshole - of a Matt. See Matt.

Woo, did you see that mattass walkin' by? I'd like a piece o' dat.

by mattass louvah June 4, 2016

Mattaross

A DNF on a round of golf, from quitting after blowing out and cracking the shits.

If I keep playing like this, I'm going to pull a mattaross and head to the bar

by LF golf November 24, 2021