mattacass

Balance, all things perfect, happiness, real.

If you want things done right you have to mattacass.

mattacass by smart4 August 8, 2014

Matthiassen 

Het zeggen van dat je iets gaat uitvoeren maar dan dat je het niet doet, en dat het lijkt alsof je het wel doet.

Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag het verslag voor school afmaken en Matthiassen.
Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag doen alsof ik wat doe maar ik ga niks doen.

Matthiassen by GeenStrijder January 5, 2018

mattacks 

What everyone wishes they were. A level of awesomeness that makes everyone else look like a waste of skin.

That's a Mattacks so you may as well not bother trying

mattacks by Claude Toobitts November 14, 2014

matterass 

Matterass- mattress but in a janky way

“Your matterass is in a weird place.”

matterass by Creator of Matterass December 26, 2022

mattcass99 

sex.

niggeh sure is a mattcass99

mattcass99 by 682kjd234 November 7, 2013

mattass 

The sweet, sweet ass - including both buttcheeks and asshole - of a Matt. See Matt.

Woo, did you see that mattass walkin' by? I'd like a piece o' dat.

mattass by mattass louvah June 4, 2016

Mattaross 

A DNF on a round of golf, from quitting after blowing out and cracking the shits.

If I keep playing like this, I'm going to pull a mattaross and head to the bar

Mattaross by LF golf November 24, 2021