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Balance, all things perfect, happiness, real.
If you want things done right you have to mattacass.
mattacass by smart4 August 8, 2014
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Matthiassen 

Het zeggen van dat je iets gaat uitvoeren maar dan dat je het niet doet, en dat het lijkt alsof je het wel doet.
Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag het verslag voor school afmaken en Matthiassen.
Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag doen alsof ik wat doe maar ik ga niks doen.
Matthiassen by GeenStrijder January 5, 2018

mattacks 

What everyone wishes they were. A level of awesomeness that makes everyone else look like a waste of skin.
That's a Mattacks so you may as well not bother trying
mattacks by Claude Toobitts November 14, 2014

matterass 

Matterass- mattress but in a janky way
“Your matterass is in a weird place.”
matterass by Creator of Matterass December 26, 2022

mattcass99 

niggeh sure is a mattcass99
mattcass99 by 682kjd234 November 7, 2013
The sweet, sweet ass - including both buttcheeks and asshole - of a Matt. See Matt.
Woo, did you see that mattass walkin' by? I'd like a piece o' dat.
mattass by mattass louvah June 4, 2016

Mattaross 

A DNF on a round of golf, from quitting after blowing out and cracking the shits.
If I keep playing like this, I'm going to pull a mattaross and head to the bar
Mattaross by LF golf November 24, 2021
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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