Matt K.

The coolest person ever, tends to shed a tear while watching Blood Diamond and likes eating milkshakes late at night. Apparently, is an "eternal sex god" who also gets involved in various other ahem "activities."

I met this kid named Matt K., he worked with me. He was pretty much the coolest guy ever.

by ThoWhoShallRemainNameless October 16, 2008

Matt K

Honestly the kindest soul you will ever meet. Matt is someone you will fall head over heels for instantly (or potentially hate at first but very much grow to love) he is the most beautiful, gorgeous, talented, kind and loving person you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a stupid moustache (that you secretly like) . He is the love of my life and I wake up every day lucky and amazed that he is there for me. He is kind and patient and nurturing and will love and support you through your lowest of rock bottoms and he will do it with a smile because somehow he still loves you. If you meet him never let him go, even if he sometimes stupidly doesn't wear this under his jumpers and makes annoying sounds (scream and sleep)

I love you Matt K

by Your Sunflower November 13, 2019

Matt Kenseth

When you're in mid sex and you pile-drive her into a wall.

I Matt Kenseth-ed my girlfriend

by Pettee December 22, 2019

Matt Knowles challenge

To consume, in a single sitting, two 3 litre bottles of Frosty Jack white cider. Once completed the task is to successfully navigate your way back to a bed or other lodging without evacuating the contents of your stomach.

Steve R@lf: "Dude I tried the Matt Knowles challenge yesterday"
Everyone else: "Was your ordeal successful?"
Steve Ralf: "Sadly not, I barely managed one bottle before I simultaneously vomited and defecated myself"
Ross GR: "You fucking bender"

by HarryTipper May 27, 2011

Matt Kan

To inadvertently reply to the entire HRWhoa! open list when the message
was intended only for the sender of a previous HRWhoa! post.

Origin: May 2005; ME *pullen* (v.), OE *pullian* to pluck, pluck the feathers of, pull, tug; cf. MLG *p=FBlen* to strip off husks, pick, ON *p=FBla*to work hard+ "Matt Kan" - eponym of Harvard-Radcliffe Orchestra violinist who replied to the entire list continually to ask about senior sales

Fuck! I just pulled a Matt Kan and now everyone knows I wanted Anicia's Jar
Jar Binks poster!

I really hope I didn't pull a Matt Kan when I declared my undying love and gushing sexual attraction to Jimbo's sideburns...

Adam, I'd love to go to the Pformal with you :-*.

by HRWhoa! October 9, 2008

Matt Kemp

Center fielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers. As of 2012, he has the largest contract of any National League player in the history of the game at 160 million dollars. A real down to earth guy who works hard and has fun on the field. Wears number 27.

Dodger fan 1: I am so glad the Dodgers signed Matt Kemp to such a long deal!
Dodger fan 2: Matt Kemp = Beast

by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

Matt Kemp

Beast Mode. The best player in the MLB. #27 for the Dodgers and the sexiest man alive. He is the sweetest guy you can ever ask for. He jokes around alot and is the best guy you could ask for. If you don't like him you are crazy!

A:That was Beast Mode!
B:What did Matt Kemp do!?
A: Hit a walk off grand slam!

by dodgerlover23 October 27, 2011