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very stupid and idiotic creature that lurks in a cave
its a matacus run
matacus by kreygygt9c October 22, 2020

Matanuska Thunderfuck 

An extremely high-grade strain of marijuana, developed in a part of Alaska known as Matanuska Valley, slightly north of Anchorage. Extremely high crystal growth and THC content. This strain has surprised many a long-time stoner.
Hey, I heard there was some Matanuska Thunderfuck in town!
Matanuska Thunderfuck by Morg October 8, 2005

Yeetacus Meatacus 

Often used when throwing something or having projectile thrown across the room also used "throw el meat." Origins from the word yeet
Nolan: Yeetacus Meatacus begone thot *throws thot across room like a boss*
David: *gets hit by thot*
Yeetacus Meatacus by Ian Crowley December 30, 2018
Tongan. Someone with the face of an asshole.
matausi by LMFAO! March 24, 2009

Matanuska Thunderfuck 

An extinct type of cannabis that was found in Mantanuska Valley, Alaska. farmers grew this strain during summer which had almost 24 hours of sunlight and left out for one frost for the THC potency to reach maximum potential. can appear to be green, purple, and even white, and in rare cases, blue. The Mantanuska Thunderfuck is extremely potent and is a legendary strain and is now suceeded by the Mantanuska Tundra.
Matanuska Thunderfuck is extinct but you can grab some Matanuska Tundra which it is a little less potent.

Matanuska 

The Matanuska Valley, located in South Central Alaska, is one of two huge valleys. Susitna being the other which form the Matanuska-Susitna Borough. Both valleys were formed by three seperate glaciers grinding down and carving through the mountains over millions of years.
The extremely nutrient-rich, soils in this area are due to the volcanic activity combining with the glacier's deep churning of the soil. Between the rich soil and the long days of sunlight in the summer, the area has become world renown for it's gigantic vegetables and it's famed cannabis.
Although, The Matanuska and Susitna valleys combine to form one area. The two valleys are often thought of as being seperate, Matanuska being developed mainly for farming which isn't the case with Susitna.
Palmer, which is were the Alaska State Fair is held, is often thought of as being the official center and the Gem of the Matanuska Valley.
Matanuska Valley is were things are grown big, green, and tall
Matanuska by Lazy Mountain boy April 10, 2010