masturbation tips 

hey this is 4 girlz
i will giv u a gr8 thing to do rite now.....

MASTURBATION TIPS

1. Make sure you are in a warm place (e.g: underneath your duvet) and also you are in a place where no1 can see u or disturb u.

2. If you have a male partner, make sure he is available because he could be very handy....

- to start off, you have to stretch your legs open wide (like you are having a baby)

3. start by stripping your bottom half (trousers n pantz)

4. get sum thick saliva from your mouth n place it on ur clitoris and vaginal opening

5. press ur clitoris for 10 secondz or less

6. start breathing lyk ur out of breath (slowly, then get a bit faster)

7. while doing this, rub ur clitoris from left to right with ur right hand (slowly do this, then get faster)

8. as you feel like you are starting to feel pleasure, get your man to go under your legs and get him to rub his penis around your vaginal opening.

9. when you feel the immense rush of pleasure, get ur man to do it with you (hav sex)

!!...ENJOY...!!

TiP: BEFORE DOING THESE WHOLE INSTRUCTIONS, IT IS BEST TO HAVE AN INTENTION OF HAVING SEX.

masturbation tips by Alison Hawkins March 25, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008