Mutual masterbation is when two or more males get together in a room and masterbate infront of each other. They may get naked and sit in a cirle and masterbate the person to their left or they may just all masterbate themselfs at the same time. There are many variations.
When two friends meet in a room and they strip off and then masterbate each other until they ejaculate, this is an example of mutual masterbation.
by Jonathon C June 17, 2006
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When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.
Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
by yeah April 14, 2003
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A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.
It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.
by masterbatexter December 27, 2010
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A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.
I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?
by Bagitbabe August 16, 2008
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When you wank and your cum, freezes a line in front of you.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.
I heard that Tim sodium masterbated over Sofia the other day.
by lenarius614 November 5, 2010
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When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.
My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday
by WKalas December 29, 2016
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