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mastadawn

extremally gay, and black
mastadawn is extremly gay and black
by fakemasster August 29, 2022
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anal mastadon

a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit
hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon"
by z man March 10, 2005
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Mistydawn

A super interesting, loving, amazing, kick-ass, beautiful female with class. Once you meet her you can never forget her. Loved my the moon she carries many mysteries with her. When born the Zodiac sign of a Libra, a Mistydawn is a true one of a kind human being and a true blessing to be know.
Nobody really knows Mistydawn.
by mm&s December 20, 2016
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Mastadonic

Something excessively large. To the point that only an abnormal word can affectively describe it.
That guys cock was mastadonic on proportion to his body!
by L. Roman July 15, 2006
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mastadon

an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.
(2 guys is a locker room)

Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?

Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.

Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!
by leftlanecruzer May 14, 2011
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mastadon

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.
Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!
by JannetTheBeast! May 30, 2008
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the mastadon

dual fisting: a sexual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (anus and vagina)
jamaal: dude your hands smell like shit
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night
by team mastadon January 8, 2005
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