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Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?
Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.
Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!
Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?
Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.
Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!
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Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!
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jamaal: dude your hands smell like shit
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night
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