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A Bangladeshi gangster. A Bangladeshi guy with a really badly souped up Toyota who tries and acts gangster. Mastaans learn their ways by watching western films. You can find them, wearing long baggy jeans, shirts down to their knees, boxers showing, with cigarettes in their mouths and trying to impress every hot girl they see. At midnight and beyond, you will see them racing their modified Japanese cars with fake neon lights and ugly sport rims.
Mastaan- 'Yo hot mama, you wanna roll with me and all my homeees?"

Lady- "Uff... What a Mastaan!"

Mastaan- "Yo nigga, like my ride? A 2003 Toyota Corolla biiitch!"

Guy(To another guy)- Haha look at that guy trying to be all gangsta'! What a mastaan!
Mastaan by MASTAANMAN003 June 18, 2009
A Mastan is a very sexy and intelligent man. He will spend countless hours in the gym, perfecting his beautifully toned body. He is also very kind and compassionate. He tends to be very empathetic, so don't show him sad videos. A Mastan is also very humorous and will try to make you laugh at the most random things. If you are lucky enough to know a Mastan, then keep him around. He is the weirdo at the party that makes everyone laugh and smile.
Hey, does your friend group's Mastan like Newts?
Mastan by TsupBro December 21, 2017
Mastan is one of the smiliest and funniest persons in the world. Everyone would want her as a best friend because she brings the light to the world.
I'm so bored!
Yeah, we need Mastan!
mastan by DutchieCorn February 24, 2017

Mastrangelo 

Man hes such a Mastrangelo
Mastrangelo by Joey Mastrangelo September 26, 2008
A beautiful princess
Her love is a myth and she brights more than a star
Her love lies in flowers

And her beauty in her heart

You can trust her
A perfect leader
She is brave and she believes in true love

She is not afraid to live

Everybody who sees her loves her forever

She has pretty hair and you get lost if you look her in the eyes
Mastani is a queen
mastani by Lovelyselenapi January 3, 2017

Mastrandritis 

An overwhelming disease (of the mind) that makes one's body feel as if they are unable to operate before 3:00pm EST, and unable to take part in activity, such as work.

After 3:00pm EST, all bodily function are operating normally, along with a rejuvenated sense of joy and mirth.

Winters in London are very accommodating to the disease.
Mastrandritis can be exhibited in the attitudes and actions of lazy employees that lie.
Mastrandritis by DrFa May 18, 2011
Mataan means the sexiest cunt around he always gets the girls because of his hair
I wanna date mataan so
Bad
Mataan by Python dick September 8, 2019
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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