mastidane

A hybrid dog that is part mastif and part great dane

The mastidane had a mastif mother and a great dane father.

by C. Heck April 14, 2007

martianeater

The tiny remaining pieces left at the bottom of the bag of chips, crackers, cereals and other snack foods. They are thought to be remnants left by the martians.

I reached for the bag of chips, but all that was left were the martianeaters.

by PoppaZ February 16, 2014

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Masvidaled

Cowardly, fake gangsta wannabe person wearing a mask and bringing backup to a sneak assault.

or

Doing something incredibly stupid and bitch-like.

Did you hear a bout Glen? He got "masvidaled" last weekend outside of a restaurant. He got jumped by 5 dudes wearing masks and leotards.

While serving time, Horgay got "masvidaled" in the shower. He didn't see it coming and he hasn't walked the same since.

by KibbleNBits March 24, 2022

masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.

You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.

by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004

Masticate

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.

by Skin Twig September 21, 2005

masticate

Main Entry: mas·ti·cate
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing
Etymology: Late Latin masticatus, past participle of masticare, from Greek mastichan to gnash the teeth; akin to Greek masasthai to chew -- more at MANDIBLE
Date: 1649
transitive senses
1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
intransitive senses : CHEW
- mas·ti·ca·tion /"mas-t&-'kA-sh&n/ noun
- mas·ti·ca·tor /'mas-t&-"kA-t&r/ noun

Do you hob nob while masticating your comestibles?

by Zach O'Brien January 3, 2004