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mass spec 

-Slang for Mass spectrometry. NOT mass spectroscopy… spectroscopy is NOT the same as spectrometry. Spectroscopy uses light… this spectrometry does not…

-A common tool amongst chemists of all varieties since it can distinguish between molecules based on very small differences in mass. In principal it works by ionizing a molecule with some sort of ionization source (electron impact, electrospray ionization, chemical ionization, MALDI, ect…), the charged molecule is then accelerated through a mass selector, which can vary in form from a magnetic sector to a quadrupole, to a time of flight (TOF) selector. After selection, the molecule is directed to a detector where it is measured or directed to another portion of the apparatus for further experimentation. Mass spectrometry has been coupled with many separation methods such as HPLC, GC, and CE to yield quantitative information, while tools such as ICR has been developed for studies of reaction dynamics. Many experiments have been devised to measure very low concentrations of analyte since the sensitivity and signal to noise are so high. Also, the resolution of many spectrometers is quite good, allowing for molecules of similar mass to be distinguished. Organic chemists tend to use it for structure elucidation since a pattern of fragments can be used to piece together the structure when combined with other methods such as NMR and FTIR.
-Its not mass spectroscopy… its mass spectrometry… there is a difference…

-Mass spec is a great tool for all of science.
mass spec by ChemBen September 6, 2005
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I be workin' mass spec this summer for my internship, yo shoddy!
mass spec by Akhil and Anna May 31, 2003

Anti-Mass Spectrometer 

Machine built to analyse anti-mass particles, but some cia douchebag decided to shove some crystals in it, and then a buncha bullshit happened and almost ended the earth
S: Alright, gordon, your suit should keep comfortable thru all of this, the specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so kind as to start the rotors, we can bring the spectrometer to 80%, and hold it there, until the carrier arrives.
S2: Bringing the anti-mass spectrometer to 105%

mass spectrology 

1. when large groups of people speculate about the future by reading the stars

2. when large groups of people attempt to predict the future of Arlen Specter's political career by reading the stars
According to mass spectrology, Arlen's chances are over.
mass spectrology by karibu July 20, 2010

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026