3 definitions by ChemBen

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- An education course often hated by those that do not have the mental capacity to comprehend it. Often referred to as “boring” and “useless” by ignorant students, but appreciated by those that see its consequences to society and technology. In college, chemistry is used as a filter class to weed out ill prepared or unintelligent pre-meds and other technical field majors. Serves to re-route them to a more appropriate field such as sociology, business, or political “science”.

- A physical science dealing with the world of atoms and the molecules they form. Divided classically into 5 branches: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, and biological.
-Man, how am I ever going to get into med school if I fail general chemistry for the third time?!?!

-Chemistry is freaking sweet, personally I love physical chem though organic is pretty cool sometimes too.
by ChemBen May 24, 2005
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-a typo for the common shorthand <3. Now has its uses in face-to-face dialog by inserting 'comma pound' in place of 'heart'.
- I ,# that mother fucker... (Internet shorthand)

-I comma pound your mom's ass... (dialog)

-I comma pounded your mom the other day... (dialog)
by ChemBen June 07, 2005
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-Slang for Mass spectrometry. NOT mass spectroscopy… spectroscopy is NOT the same as spectrometry. Spectroscopy uses light… this spectrometry does not…

-A common tool amongst chemists of all varieties since it can distinguish between molecules based on very small differences in mass. In principal it works by ionizing a molecule with some sort of ionization source (electron impact, electrospray ionization, chemical ionization, MALDI, ect…), the charged molecule is then accelerated through a mass selector, which can vary in form from a magnetic sector to a quadrupole, to a time of flight (TOF) selector. After selection, the molecule is directed to a detector where it is measured or directed to another portion of the apparatus for further experimentation. Mass spectrometry has been coupled with many separation methods such as HPLC, GC, and CE to yield quantitative information, while tools such as ICR has been developed for studies of reaction dynamics. Many experiments have been devised to measure very low concentrations of analyte since the sensitivity and signal to noise are so high. Also, the resolution of many spectrometers is quite good, allowing for molecules of similar mass to be distinguished. Organic chemists tend to use it for structure elucidation since a pattern of fragments can be used to piece together the structure when combined with other methods such as NMR and FTIR.
-Its not mass spectroscopy… its mass spectrometry… there is a difference…

-Mass spec is a great tool for all of science.
by ChemBen August 19, 2005
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