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mass erect 

A term used to refer to the video game Mass Effect, a sci-fi role playing game from developer Bioware for the Xbox 360 released on November 20th, 2007.

Originally used to communicate an individual's excitement of the game prior to its release. The game also allows the user, who plays as Commander Shepherd - to have sexual relationships with some of his or her shipmates which lends itself to the sexual reference and the ease with which "effect" can be changed to "erect"
Forumposterguy #1: "Oh snap, new Mass Effect trailer is up!."
Forumdood #2: "/checks pants. Yep, I'm Mass Erect"
mass erect by kirbybreezy December 29, 2007
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Mass Erect 2 

It's what you get when you play Mass Effect 2
"I just finished my 5th playthrough as a vanguard on insanity! I have a major Mass Erect 2!"
Mass Erect 2 by DAT THANE March 4, 2010

Mass Erect 2 

Its what the world will get when Mass Effect 2 comes out.
Woot mass erect 2!!
Mass Erect 2 by Damob47 December 28, 2009

mass erection 

1. When someone gets a super stiff boner from playing Mass Effect 1, 2, or 3 and/or looking at one of the many female characters or their respective sex sences.

2. A person who gets a hard-on from playing any of the Mass Effect games.
man looking at Liara's ass give me such a mass erection
mass erection by drity_d December 12, 2012

Mass Erector 

Somone who still gets an erection from Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 trailers and already has both games.
Dude 1: "Dude, this Mass Effect 2 trailer gets me so pumped!"

Dude 2:"But don't you already have it?"

Dude 1:"So?"

Dude 2:"Man, you are such a Mass Erector."

Coronal Mass Ejection 

When your ready to to blow your load you pull out and cum on their head.
Last night I was banging this chick and when I was getting ready to bust a nut I pulled out and gave her a coronal mass ejection. It was epic.

Coronal Mass Ejection 

Excuse me, I just had a Coronal Mass Ejection.
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