Mason M.
A bumhole. Mason disregards the universal law that saturday’s are for the boys. Mason is just a straight up butthole who likes prison and dropping the soap.
Mason M. by SnotSoupMaker October 6, 2019
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Mason Mapes
One who you will want to keep away from your girl. He has an aura of BDE just like Chernobyl being radioactive.
His towering stature of 6'5" will without a doubt make you and your girl wet in seconds. What's that? You don't go outside because you only play video games? Well, you're not safe either my friend. Mason Mapes is a Distinguished master Guardian in Counter Strike. He will for sure one tap you anyway on the map, before you even see him. Warning: Keep Safe distance between you and Mason Mapes, he has too much power.
His towering stature of 6'5" will without a doubt make you and your girl wet in seconds. What's that? You don't go outside because you only play video games? Well, you're not safe either my friend. Mason Mapes is a Distinguished master Guardian in Counter Strike. He will for sure one tap you anyway on the map, before you even see him. Warning: Keep Safe distance between you and Mason Mapes, he has too much power.
Chernobyl Employee: "Oh Shitttt! We're all gonna die!
2nd Chernobyl Employee: "Forget that dawg, Mason Mapes is coming!"
2nd Chernobyl Employee: "Forget that dawg, Mason Mapes is coming!"
Mason Mapes by Peaenut July 23, 2019
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the cutest, fittest, sweetest, hottest person in this world. he deserves everything he wants and more because he holds a special place in my heart.
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Mason Michael Awn
I miss the old Mason. At this time I gotta say I wanna meet Mason.
Mason is a woman-man hybrid. With hair like an angel. He is semibisexual and a true beauty.
Mason is a woman-man hybrid. With hair like an angel. He is semibisexual and a true beauty.
Mason Michael Awn get out of the fucking freezer.
Mason Michael Awn please let me out I’ll be good I promise.
Mason Michael Awn please let me out I’ll be good I promise.
Mason Michael Awn by shitter75 April 26, 2022
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