mason jar 

the finest in beer drinking containers, regardless of whether you're a hick, redneck, or hillbilly

We had a dog named Bocephus livin' in the front yard.
He liked sleepin' out on top of the car.
He drank beer out of a Mason jar

-Kenny Chesney "Keg in the Closet"

mason jar by Mod 26 '05-'06 June 8, 2005

mason jar 

A measure of the diameter of the anal sphincter.

Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide!

mason jar by spanto May 5, 2005

mason jar 

(n.) A college student receptacle for fecal material when the dorm bathrooms are disgusting.

I'm out of trapper keepers, so I just took a shit in my brand new mason jar.

mason jar by Debo J-Bonez April 15, 2006

mason jar 

something that you put a figure in

I stuck my anime girl in the mason jar

mason jar by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

mason jar 

A. A jar for masonry

I hold my masonry in my mason jar.

mason jar by Me November 20, 2004

mason jar anus 

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.

Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.

mason jar anus by JoeyBomm June 4, 2020

Mason jar molly

Mason jar Molly is a very presentable and educated adult woman 👩 who is very rich.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.

Mason jar Molly is bottling and storing her farts in mason jars for significant financial gain!!

Mason jar molly by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025