masada 

bad ass. can be used as noun and/or adjective to describe something so amazing.

Tim: "Did you check out Grace's cleavage line on her wedding dress?"
Bryson: " No, but I bought a new sweat towel. It's masada!"

masada by kiggoreanette October 31, 2010

masada 

English superhero sent to this earth to correct every mispelling. His super powers consist of being really annoying. His weakness is that hes a Sorcerer.

My name is Masada not masada

masada by skeeeet skeeeeet September 24, 2007

Masada 

To Masada (v). To kill the ones you love first and then commit suicide rather than face an unbearable future.

Rory: One time I had two hermit crabs, and one of the crabs killed its buddy and then buried itself alive in the sand and died!
Isabel: It looks like your crabs masadad themselves rather than continue to live in your care.

Masada by Roach busters September 24, 2013

Maladaptive Daydreaming 

A term used to describe some or all of the following symptoms:

- Excessive daydreaming, to the point where one cannot, or has difficulties with, functioning properly in real life

- Purposeful removal of oneself from situations that interrupt, prevent or otherwise disrupt daydreaming

- Creation of various storylines within daydreams, usually filling the holes in one’s own life (arousal, feeling of purpose, heroism, a social life, etc.)

- Tiredness (often caused by preventing oneself from sleeping so there is more time to daydream)

- Inability, or hindered ability, to maintain focus on real life scenarios in favor of daydreaming

Maladaptive Daydreaming is often associated with other, official terms, such as depression, ADHD, PTSD, schizophrenia and more.

There is no prescription to take in order to solve maladaptive daydreaming. The best solution is to seek professional therapy. Therapy isn’t as scary as it sounds; they ask what the problem is, and then work with you to develop a solution. They will never judge you, and have several degrees on how to deal with these kinds of situations. If therapy is not an option, alternative solutions would be to create a vent for your ideas and desires to flow into (keeping a journal, sharing ideas with friends, achieving real life goals, etc.).

If you searched this because you think you have maladaptive daydreaming, please don’t ignore it. It can ruin your life.

“I think I have maladaptive daydreaming....”

Maladaptive Daydreaming by raind0ve May 10, 2018

Hit me in the curry and call me masala 

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

Hit me in the curry and call me masala by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018

Masaya 

A nice Japanese boy

Masaya game me sushi yesterday

Masaya by awesomebob205555 February 28, 2017

mamadawg 

sweet and motherly but a growling bitch when necessary.

Don't fuck with mamadawg.

She's a bitch but she is straight on and square business.

mamadawg by katlusty April 14, 2008