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Mary Jane Rottencrotch 

A derogatory name for a generic young woman who is sexually permissive. First popularized in the movie “Full Metal Jacket”
That bitch I saw you with last night is a Mary Jane Rottencrotch. Wear two condoms dude.

mary jane rottencrotch 

The girl next door who will no longer be fingerbanged through her pretty pink panties by you.
Tom: Did you see M.J. Rottencrotch the other night?
Burt: Yeah, but I couldn't fingerbang her through her pretty pin panties. :(

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's description of a promiscuous girl, one that may or may not be a soldier's girlfriend prior to his military service. The term originated in the 1987 movie FULL METAL JACKET, and was used to describe the difference between a Springfield M-14 rifle used during basic training, and a female human, to the Marines being trained.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):

(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch 

adj., the word/s used to describe a rather maloderous emitions originating from a woman's private's parts
I got together with that honey from the coffee shop...boy, what a Mary Jane Rotten Crotch she turned out to be.

maryjane rottencrotch 

A woman of Marine Corps lore who is the ubiquitous whore in every port.

Also, a derogatory name for your girlfriend/wife back home when you are away in the Marine Corps.
"Your days of finger-banging Mary Jane RottenCrotch through her pretty, pink panties are over!!!!!"
maryjane rottencrotch by T & E September 14, 2005

maryjane rotten crotch 

the skankiest nasty scum douchebag slut a hood rat of epic degree with no I mean no redeeming qualities and she wears glasses has a una brow and a moustache with multiple kids from different dads whose idea of ambition is squeezing no dropping another kid for more wellfare ugly as a lard fire with a pile of what appears to be dog vomit with sabertooth crotch crickets between its legs and 20 pelicans following everytime she goes to the beach trying to tell her about douche because of the stank on her pussy it confuses them because they think they're going to mac down on a pile fish guts or dog vomit they show up and it's just some maryjane rotten crotch also m.j.r.c.
K.T. is a big ole fucken maryjane rotten crotch she'd fuck a cops k-9 if she thought there might be something in it for her, three meals a day for that hoe is swallowing the load of three different guys in one day while she's pregnant from some other guy parties on wellfares dime and sells her ass for everything else
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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