A big tall man that acts like he is a gangster, but everyone knows he is kind and prefers to be alone. Sometimes he can be a butthead, but that is what makes him a Marxy. He likes deep conversations about space, and conspiracies. He will make the best father/husband to the right woman one day. He secretly wants to be a cowboy, and spend his summers in the sun.
Them: That Marxy sure is a butthead
Me: Marxy is my butthead though.

Them: Marxy is such a loner all he does is watch sports and stay to himself.

Me: Yes, I think I am in love with Marxy

Them: Maybe one day Marxy will move to cowboy land and live the good life in the sun with you.

Me: That would be the dream.
by Beckalicious March 18, 2019
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A big tall man that acts like he is a gangster, but everyone knows he is kind and prefers to be alone. Sometimes he can be a butthead, but that is what makes him a Marxy. He likes deep conversations about space, and conspiracies. He will make the best father/husband to the right woman one day. He secretly wants to be a cowboy, and spend his summers in the sun.
Them: That Marxy sure is a butthead
Me: Marxy is my butthead though.

Them: Marxy is such a loner all he does is watch sports and stay to himself.

Me: Yes, I think I am in love with Marxy

Them: Maybe one day Marxy will move to cowboy land and live the good life in the sun with you.

Me: That would be the dream.
by Beckalicious March 18, 2019
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An academic label for someone who adheres to the theories, or methods, of Karl Marx, who proved that society can be studied by science. The term is confused by a lot ignorant asshats who are unable to parse Marxism from small 'c' communism; the latter being a very specific type of society, whereas Marxism is more a way of understanding how the world is shaped by material conditions and the imperatives of class power, which are the real motor forces of history.
Marxists are defined by the methods they use to analyze society and develop systematic conceptualizations of its contradictory features, not by a strict political doctrine as is often believed.
by JuicyJuiceShiba August 8, 2021
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The thin barried of fluf and misdirected spin that allows for conservatives to lable everything they don’t like as socialism.
Ug, all I said was that welfare is needed by some people and Bob fucking put on his Marxy Pad and called me Hitler
by EvilDave76 June 17, 2011
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