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marvence 

THE ONE MAN YOU WANT TO KEEP IN YOUR LIFE. DONT CHEAT SUPER LOYAL AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE DIAMOND
MARVENCE IS THE REALIST MAN OUT THERE
marvence by HAITIAAN March 21, 2018
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marvence 

A person you can look up to some one to love in life
Marvence is the man
marvence by HAITIAAN March 22, 2018
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marvelcel 

A person, typically male, of legal adult age that doesn't act his age, but is obsessed with Marvel/DC comics and movies. Most likely a virgin or has very little experience with getting laid and women in general. Typically skinnyfat or otherwise out of shape. 50/50 is fat with a beard and constantly talks about how bearded guys rule or some other nonsense. More likely than not has a "gaming station" with Cheeto dust covered keyboard. A frequent patron of the comic con festivals. Ferociously defends fictional female Marvel/DC characters on twitter from "chads". The older this person is, the more of a marvelcel they are (see 30's, 40's). Probably has a sword of some sort in the bedroom.

The suffix -cel comes from the word incel.

Also synonymous with marvelfag.
Two bros walking downtown noticing a line of out of shape, balding males in their 30's into a venue:

Bro 1: "Dude, what the fuck is going on here?"

Bro 2: "A bunch of marvelcels waiting to get an autograph from Scarlett Johansson because she was in some PG flick for kids"

Bro 1: "Sad fucks"
marvelcel by yourmomsboyfriend July 23, 2019
marvene is the best person in the whole world! people love her!
"hey is that marvene?"
"yeah! she's so pretty!"
marvene by uhimbored January 20, 2021

Marfence 

Someone who is a member of the society of homologous chromosomes and has publicly admited to not being as cool as a zygote
Look at danny he's such a marfence
Marfence by Maryweather Lewis February 11, 2009
A person with a boob fetish or secretly likes men with turbans. Also has a unusual habit of talking to strangers, often scaring them away and resulting in a life with no friends.
'That psycho at the pub suddenly shouted as us for no reason, what a marence!'
marence by broomgrove123 October 1, 2011

Marvened 

Meaning that you’re so drunk you’re prone to accidents.

The phrase was coined by Liverpool’s local newspaper ‘The Liverpool Echo’ following the events of an accidental drunk death which occurred at a Liverpool City Bar in 1897. The man who died was only documented by his surname Marven by the paper. The term was popularised after the paper used the term to describe drunk individuals who suffered accidents of similar severity to Marven.
My mate Rory flattened Toby’s bird in the club last night, he was absolutely Marvened
Marvened by ManfredKidda May 5, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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