Marfence 

Someone who is a member of the society of homologous chromosomes and has publicly admited to not being as cool as a zygote

Look at danny he's such a marfence

Marfence by Maryweather Lewis February 11, 2009

marvence 

THE ONE MAN YOU WANT TO KEEP IN YOUR LIFE. DONT CHEAT SUPER LOYAL AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE DIAMOND

MARVENCE IS THE REALIST MAN OUT THERE

marvence by HAITIAAN March 21, 2018

marvence 

A person you can look up to some one to love in life

Marvence is the man

marvence by HAITIAAN March 22, 2018

marence 

A person with a boob fetish or secretly likes men with turbans. Also has a unusual habit of talking to strangers, often scaring them away and resulting in a life with no friends.

'That psycho at the pub suddenly shouted as us for no reason, what a marence!'

marence by broomgrove123 October 1, 2011