A guy who is the most fun person you will ever meet, he will coach u if u wanted it and workout wit u too, He's also very hairy like a monkey but so what he's cool asf, He is so sweet and He also is good wit the ladies also you would be so lucky to ever hang out wit a guy like him, or even date him.
Girl 1: omg girl i just got a date wit a very sweet monkey like guy Girl 2: What's his name?
Girl 1: Martison
Girl 2: Damn girl that figures, shiii let me find ma self a martison
Is a typical italian expression used to describe someone who like be the victim of the situation but in reality wants only bring bad luck all over the world
"Mattia Martinetto sei proprio un pagliaccio "
"Sir you're a clown "
"Mattia Martinetto hai rotto il cazzo di gufare "
"Be quiet sir"
"Mattia Martienetto "
"Asshole"
A strong hearted man who cares about the security and happiness of females. Hard to get into his heart but once you are in his heart its hard to get out. And a man who is smart, hardworking, and very talented.
A mexican guy that is actually a huge fucking troll you can usually find him witholding mounts from others and getting paid to play video games and yell at his sister, his other sister can be obnoxious as fuck